This is GREAT!!
Lyrics:
hello hello girlfriend, oh,no I can’t do a thing
cause I am stuck up in this fucking office building
what did you? what guy you gonna bring?
i got to go right now my boss is coming
my boss is coming
my boss is coming
sorry gotta go my fucking boss is coming
got just 2 weeks vacation and i know where i would be
party in new dehli with our outsourced IT
when i drink my second coffee
up my energy
it will go right thru me now I’m kinda gassy
Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore
passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore
stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for
the customers who bought online from our web store
stop telephoning me
i’m busy
stop telephoning me
you can call all you want
but i’ll put you on hold
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
taking a break with a birthday cake
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
you can call all you want
but i’ll put you on hold
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
taking a break with a birthday cake
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
All my bosses post-it notes won’t make me type no faster
check my email faster
scan these files no faster
i should’ve worked from in bed
cause Michael Scott’s my master
fussin like a bastard
fuck it, I’m gettin plastered
It’s not that I don’t like my job
I’d just rather party
And I am sick and tired of all this team building
Sometimes I feel like I’m working for Dunder Mifflin
Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin
cause I’ll be dancin
cause I’ll be dancin
And this ain’t Scranton
Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin
Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore
passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore
stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for
the customers who bought online from our web store
[reddit.]
Related: Instant Inception.
so far, the only benefit I’ve discovered to seeing Inception is being able to laugh at the jokes about inception.
This week’s paycheck’s inspirational quote is more of a threat. These are getting ugly…
I love watching other people’s lives.