This is GREAT!!

Lyrics:

hello hello girlfriend, oh,no I can’t do a thing

cause I am stuck up in this fucking office building

what did you? what guy you gonna bring?

i got to go right now my boss is coming

my boss is coming

my boss is coming

sorry gotta go my fucking boss is coming

got just 2 weeks vacation and i know where i would be

party in new dehli with our outsourced IT

when i drink my second coffee

up my energy

it will go right thru me now I’m kinda gassy

Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore

passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore

stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for

the customers who bought online from our web store

stop telephoning me

i’m busy

stop telephoning me

you can call all you want

but i’ll put you on hold

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

taking a break with a birthday cake

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

you can call all you want

but i’ll put you on hold

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

taking a break with a birthday cake

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

All my bosses post-it notes won’t make me type no faster

check my email faster

scan these files no faster

i should’ve worked from in bed

cause Michael Scott’s my master

fussin like a bastard

fuck it, I’m gettin plastered

It’s not that I don’t like my job

I’d just rather party

And I am sick and tired of all this team building

Sometimes I feel like I’m working  for Dunder Mifflin

Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin

cause I’ll be dancin

cause I’ll be dancin 

And this ain’t Scranton

Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin

Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore

passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore

stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for

the customers who bought online from our web store

so can your sister! zing!

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so far, the only benefit I’ve discovered to seeing Inception is being able to laugh at the jokes about inception.

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Fine! You found my porn stash.

christinahaberkern:

This week’s paycheck’s inspirational quote is more of a threat. These are getting ugly…

I love watching other people’s lives.

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omnomnomagon!!

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I got 99 problem, but a breach ain’t one.

too many noms.

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Sarah Palin vs Parah-Salin’

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Spotted at the bar in a nondescript burger joint.

ilovecharts:

via Kurt White

Winnie The Pooh

Get up you lazy bum.