Ladies, please clean up after yourselves …

So we have these lovely little signs in our dainty little ladies rooms that politely ask us to clean up after ourselves. My office is stock full of prissy pretty bitches.

These signs SHOULD say:

#1 - Stop pissing on the seats, you nasty bitches

#2 - Throw your garbage in the can, not on the floor, you sloppy bitches

#3 - Courtesy Flush, you do not smell like roses, you stinky bitches