GPOYW - choose this one cause this is what’s on my mind heavy today.

GPOYW - choose this one cause this is what’s on my mind heavy today.

Categories: gpoyw,
We were high. We were low. But I promise I will never let you go.  I got I got I got I got your back boy.

We were high.

We were low.

But I promise I will never let you go. 

I got I got I got I got your back boy.

via 24.media.tumblr.com Go on the internet and complain.

via 24.media.tumblr.com

Go on the internet and complain.

Categories: internet, family guy, stewie, brian,
nevver:Fantomatik I KNOW EXACTLY HOW SHE FEELS.

nevver:Fantomatik

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW SHE FEELS.

Categories: ouch, shoes, heel, high heels, legs,
via nevver
(via getyousumjay) FUUUU! I want her name plate! I want a name plate but … I don’t want everybody knowing my name. I can just see dudes on the train saying my name like it’s cute they can read. Hmmm…

(via getyousumjay)

FUUUU! I want her name plate! I want a name plate but … I don’t want everybody knowing my name. I can just see dudes on the train saying my name like it’s cute they can read. Hmmm…

Categories: vanessa,
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW SHE FEELS.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW SHE FEELS.

"You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
Anne Lamott, Bird By Bird (props to hikergirl)(via tart-tart)(via dancingsagittarius) (via robot-heart-politics)
via www.lolblog.co.uk inception stills rock.

via www.lolblog.co.uk

inception stills rock.

Categories: inception, meme, yo dawg, exhibit,

This is GREAT!!

Lyrics:

hello hello girlfriend, oh,no I can’t do a thing

cause I am stuck up in this fucking office building

what did you? what guy you gonna bring?

i got to go right now my boss is coming

my boss is coming

my boss is coming

sorry gotta go my fucking boss is coming

got just 2 weeks vacation and i know where i would be

party in new dehli with our outsourced IT

when i drink my second coffee

up my energy

it will go right thru me now I’m kinda gassy

Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore

passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore

stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for

the customers who bought online from our web store

stop telephoning me

i’m busy

stop telephoning me

you can call all you want

but i’ll put you on hold

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

taking a break with a birthday cake

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

you can call all you want

but i’ll put you on hold

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

taking a break with a birthday cake

and you’re not gonna reach my telephone

All my bosses post-it notes won’t make me type no faster

check my email faster

scan these files no faster

i should’ve worked from in bed

cause Michael Scott’s my master

fussin like a bastard

fuck it, I’m gettin plastered

It’s not that I don’t like my job

I’d just rather party

And I am sick and tired of all this team building

Sometimes I feel like I’m working  for Dunder Mifflin

Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin

cause I’ll be dancin

cause I’ll be dancin 

And this ain’t Scranton

Today I’m not doing no work cause I’ll be dancin

Stop calling stop calling i don’t want to work anymore

passive aggressive micromanaging manwhore

stop calling stop calling i don’t want to trouble shoot for

the customers who bought online from our web store

(via: savagemike:jonmak:sarajoe:shallow-alibis:fuckyeahidonteven:) This made me think of you, D. besos.

(via: savagemike:jonmak:sarajoe:shallow-alibis:fuckyeahidonteven:)

This made me think of you, D. besos.

"Continuing the chain of imaginary offensiveness to stereotypes, I plan to open a Babies R Us next to the gay bar next to the mosque next to Ground Zero. Next to the Babies R Us I will open a pornographic bookstore, and next to that I will open a police station. Next to the police station I will open a hip-hop recording studio, and next to that I will open an Applebees. Next to the Applebees I will open a TGI Fridays (those guys HATE each other) and next to the TGI Fridays I will open a methodone clinic. Next to the methodone clinic I will open a crack house, and finally, next to that, I will open a Catholic church adjoining a daycare center for attractive boys, adjacent to which i will just blow up whatever’s there so I can erect a memorial, and next to that memorial I will open a community center dedicated to a locally inconvenient ethnicity that I hired to blow up the original structure on the memorial site. Next to that I’m just going to put some condos,” ."
Chris Mohney
Categories: mosque, at, ground, zero, 9/11, ground zero, nyc, muslims,
uptownvoice: (via livinginthecloudsram)

uptownvoice:

(via livinginthecloudsram)

Categories: the bronx, nyc, graffiti,

“I got my mind on markup and my markup on my mind.”

M.C. Dave Berzack is a rapping web developer. This is his first single, rapping about web stuffs. 

knowyourmeme: The obvious theme for this week is “epic quitting”. Elyse Porterfield’s dry erase board turned out to be a hoax, but Steven Slater is the real deal. After an altercation with a passenger, Steven used the plane’s PA system to tell the offending passenger off, and grabbed a beer before sliding down the inflatable ramp on to the tarmac. Why are these stories so viral? Does the Internet just love heroes/underdogs?  For more information check out the KYMdb entry on Steven Slater, and join the discussion in the KYM forums here.

knowyourmeme:

The obvious theme for this week is “epic quitting”. Elyse Porterfield’s dry erase board turned out to be a hoax, but Steven Slater is the real deal. After an altercation with a passenger, Steven used the plane’s PA system to tell the offending passenger off, and grabbed a beer before sliding down the inflatable ramp on to the tarmac.

Why are these stories so viral? Does the Internet just love heroes/underdogs? 

For more information check out the KYMdb entry on Steven Slater, and join the discussion in the KYM forums here.

Categories: meme, slaters, chris slater,
so can your sister! zing!

so can your sister! zing!

Categories: animals, are, funny,