zomg! baby otter!
baby otter!!!!
Therapist: A little antsy?
Kid: It’s New York City, like, everyone’s antsy. I mean, I flush the toilet before I’m done peeing.
[via Jezebel]
My main review of texting via Google Voice: BRILLIANT!! I love it. Just wish it were easier to use directly from my handset.
So we have these lovely little signs in our dainty little ladies rooms that politely ask us to clean up after ourselves. My office is stock full of prissy pretty bitches.
These signs SHOULD say:
#1 - Stop pissing on the seats, you nasty bitches
#2 - Throw your garbage in the can, not on the floor, you sloppy bitches
#3 - Courtesy Flush, you do not smell like roses, you stinky bitches
Jezebel - Janie’s Got A Gun - United states withdrawal iraq
An Iraqi police woman shows off her skills during a parade to mark the withdrawal of US troops from Iraqi cities and towns across the nation on June 30, 2009, in the city of Karbala, 110 kms south of the capital Baghdad. Iraqi forces took control of towns and cities across the country to replace departing US forces, a milestone in the country’s recovery six years after the US-led invasion. AFP PHOTO / MOHAMMED SAWAF (Photo credit should read MOHAMMED SAWAF/AFP/Getty Images)
And I’m throwing these guys in just cause this pic is hilarious!
Gay Pride Parade in NYC.
Some of my favorite images from today’s Gay Pride Parade in NYC.
Strange, creepy, detached interview with Joe Jackson. He’s doing “great.”
The family is ready to cash in.
(via m-eazy)
Then one would have to trump God, no? I love the circular reasoning inherent in religion.




