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Some of the keyword that have brought visitors to Zatoism.com

1. Operation Rotten Apple

2. Bronx Gunslingers

3. Cute Ass

4. Got Ass

5. How to tattoo with white ink

6. i be down in tribeca right next to de niro

7. joseph forgas

Dysrationalia

What happens when people with nominally high IQ’s end up thinking irrationally.

Need new cold weather boots!

My uggs are dirty and they’ve got “annoying cliche” and “trite” all over them! I can’t get the trite off!

Interesting. Wish it were sourced.

smut-to-go:

At the age of 27, de Maupassant writes:

‘Fucking women is as monotonous as listening to male wit. I find that the news in the papers is always the same, that the vices are trivial, and that there aren’t enough different ways to compose a sentence.’”

Flaubert replies:

You complain about fucking being ‘monotonous’. There’s a simple remedy: cut it out for a bit. ‘The news in the papers is always the same’? That’s the complaint of a realist – and besides, what do you know about it? You should look at things more carefully … ‘The vices are trivial’? – but everything is trivial. ‘There aren’t enough different ways to compose a sentence’? – seek and ye shall find … You must – do you hear me, my young friend? – you must work harder than you do. I suspect you of being a bit of a loafer. Too many whores! Too much rowing! Too much exercise! A civilised person needs much less locomotion than the doctors claim. You were born to be a poet: be one. Everything else is pointless – starting with your pleasures and your health: get that much into your thick skull. Besides, your health will be all the better if you follow your calling … What you lack are ‘principles’. There’s no getting over it – that’s what you have to have; it’s just a matter of finding out which ones. For an artist there is only one: everything must be sacrificed to Art … To sum up, my dear Guy, you must beware of melancholy: it’s a vice.

Less of a chance of getting shot at tonight's Yankee Game thanks to Operation Rotten Apple

#1 - That’s a badass name for a police operation; sometimes I do enjoy the NYPD

#2 - Click here to check out the indictment of 53 Bloods members arrested for selling drugs around Yankee Stadium.(via NY Post)

#3 - Cops been buying heroine from them for a minute - 30 buys in indictment

#4 - The NYPD wins the *clever name* contest since the gang members operated under such creative gems like: “Get Money Crew” and “Bronx Gun Slingers”